This is how long my beloved husband thinks we have been married! NOT, we will be married for four years this coming July. He sent me an email this morning talking about the five year anniversary present and it being an appliance. I quickly reminded him that the gift from him should be something I would enjoy, not him. Then I got to thinking, this year will not be our five year anniversary but our four year anniversary. So, I included in the email this "Um, and, I don’t know if you are married to someone else but this year will be our FOURTH Wedding anniversary… did you look that one up???"
Do you think he will get the hint? I never said I married a mathematician!